You showed up drunk from your friend's house? Here's your dick, apologize

When I'm drunk, I need something to occupy my mouth, you know?

On the first date, I drank wine, and I was like, "Oh, make me cum, I'm not myself

The guy broke up — it's good to have a sister who always kisses and comforts

Thought his wife was faithful, but put on a hidden camera and bummed out

You start every day with sex, start today with cunnilingus

A little wine for the humble animator and she's already screaming from orgasm

Didn't expect a guy from Tinder to poop all over his pussy with cum

Whom you spend the New Year with, and whom you will fuck - let us celebrate together